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The perils of wish-granting A man is walking along a beach and kicks something in the sand. He digs it out and finds an old oil lamp. He brushes it off and a genie pops out! "For setting me free, I will grant you any one wish" the genie declares. The man's face lights up "I know what I want! I've always wanted to take a vacation in Hawaii but I'm deathly afraid of flying. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive there?". The genie replies "A bridge to Hawaii? That's 2,300mi out into the Pacific! Do you understand the logistics involved in that? The amount of concrete and steel, the challenges of sinking support posts that deep, and the sheer amount of wind pressure that would be exerted on a bridge like that? I'm sorry, I can't do that. You'll have to think of something else." The man, saddened, looks at the ground with a sigh. He thinks for a few minutes, and comes up with another idea. "I've got it. I want to understand women. All their little quirks, what they mean when you ask them what's wrong and they say 'nothing', how to impress them and not get in trouble years later for minor issues, you know all of that stuff!" The genie looks back at the man "two lanes, or four?"