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Here's your hilarious joke:

Guy jumps out of a plane. a man that was about to jump out of a plane asks his instructor one last time "what happens if the parachute doesn't open" the instructor says "that is very unlikely, but if it happens, put your hands together and say Buddha Buddha Buddha" the guy thinks that is strange and jumps out of the plane anyway. On his way down he pulls the reserve and the thing doesn't open. He then panics, puts his hands together and says "buddha buddha buddha" sure enough two fluffy hands come from out of the clouds, swoop him up and go to lightly set him on the ground. the man relieved to be saved shouts out "THANK GOD" the hands disappear and he falls to his death.