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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is vacationing in Jerusalem A man is vacationing in Jerusalem with his family when his stepmother gets very ill, the next day she passes away. The man asks for her body to be flew back to their home state to be buried there, but he finds out that it will cost $5000. He is given an offer to bury her right there in Jerusalem for only $150. The man thinks about it for a while, but eventually says he will pay the $5000 to ship her back home. A local walks up and is amazed, saying that he must have loved his stepmother very much. The man glances around and whispers to the local, "No, not really, it's just that I heard of a case where someone was buried here and they rose three days later, and I don't want to deal with that."