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What not to say if your kid catches you naked After daddy and mummy finished making love, daddy heads to the bathroom to dump the rubber. In the hallway he encounters his young son, who, seeing daddy naked wearing nothing but the johnny, asks; “Watcha doin' daddy?”.. Daddy panics and says; “Er...I am looking for a mouse...thought I heard it running about..” ”Oh?” says his kid looking at the condom; “Are you going to fuck it then?” .

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