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Here's your hilarious joke:

There's a bizarre black-market concession stand in North America which sells only human body parts Customers who wish to purchase an item must use code-phrases to avoid the authorities' suspicion. One night a blind man stops by the stand. "What would you like to purchase today?" asks the cashier. "Oh, nothing" the blind man says, "I was just *looking* around!" An few hours later, a deaf man approaches the stand. The cashier realizes he can't hear him, and uses sign-language to ask what he'd like to purchase. "Well, I *heard* you guys are having a sale!" the deaf man states with a wink and a nudge. Finally, just before that night's closing time, a muscular man with no apparent disability walks up to the stand. The cashier asks what he'd like to purchase. "I don't know ... I heard you guys sold *cherries*!" the man states with a look of subtle expectation. The cashier, despite going through his mental checklist of code-phrases, has no idea what he wants. "I'm sorry, we've sold-out on that item." the cashier says with a puzzled stare. "Ah *motherfucking* christ!" the man screams in pseudo-frustration. However, the cashier just stands there with an agitated face. The customer, realizing his attempts aren't getting through to the employee, tries a different approach. "Well, that's a darn shame!" he continues. "And I travelled across the entire *count-*" The man coughs. "-ry to get here!"