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Recently marries man walking down the street A man, recently married, was walking down the street and runs into his friend. "Hey man! How you been?" asks the friends. The man tells his friend that he recently married to the girl of his dreams, the one. Happy to hear the good news the friend asks "What's her name?", "Mary" replied the man. Looking surprised his friend goes "That slut?" Thinking his wife was mistaken for another woman the man continues walking and encounters another friend. They exchange greetings and the man tells him the good news. The second friend again asks her name. And also says "That slut?" A confused and upset he encounters another friends and the same thing happens. Now feeling down and depressed he runs into yet another friend. Seeing how the man looks down and depressed the friends asks "What's wrong, are you okay?", "I don't know friend, I thought I married the girl of my dreams, but apparently she is a slut.", "Who, Mary?" *** One day god decided to go down to earth and grant three wishes to the person that truly deserves it. Disguised as a poor man god walks into a small eatery and sees a man eating lunch alone. He goes over to his table and asks "Good man, can you buy me something to eat? I do not have any money and I am very hungry." The man immediately buys him food and continues to eat his lunch. A few minutes god asks the man "Can you buy me something to drink?" and the man gets him a tea. After finishing his meal god followed the man outside where he found him smoking a cigarette, and asks "Good man, can I ask you for a cigarette?", "Sure, but it's a different kind of cigarette. Here" the man gives god a cigarette. Done smoking with the man god says "Good man, I am actually the God. And since you have granted three of my wishes I will grant you three of your wishes. Tell me what you wish and it will be done." Looking to god the man goes "Yeah man, that is some trippy stuff."