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Santa is making his rounds.. He drops down this chimney, puts the presents under the tree, and grabs a cookie. Hes heading back to the chimney, when a decent looking redhead appears in the doorway behind him in lingerie, as she begins to take her top off, she asks. "Hey santa, want to stay for more milk and cookies?" Santa says "ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta give toys to all the boys and girls" and takes off up the chimney. The next house, same thing, but she was a little better looking. "Want to get some milk and cookies santa?" Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta give toys to all the boys and girls" and shoots off up the chimney. He drops down the next one, delivers the presents and this wildly good looking blonde comes out in a see through robe. "Hey santa, want some cookies and milk?" Santa stands there looking in disbelief for a second and answers "hey hey hey, gotta stay, cant go up the chimney with my dick this way"
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