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Here's your hilarious joke:

I remember my friend telling me this joke once he got back from Laos, don't know if it's been told here before. A woman gives birth but doesn't get to see the baby straight away. Don't ask me why, it's just the way the joke is. So once she feels better, like any mother, she's eager to go see her baby. She notifies the doctor. 'Doctor! I'd like to see my baby!' okay ma'am, come this way. He's signals for her to follow They approach the first room, a perfectly healthy baby. 'Doctor, is this my baby, she excitedly asks' The Doctor replies, no this is not your baby, your baby is worse than this. Oh, she says. They approach the next room, this baby has no legs. 'Doctor... is this my baby?' no, no.. this is not your baby, your baby is worse than this. She's a bit like wtf? But okay... They get to the next room. This baby has no arms and no legs, just a torso with a head 'Doctor! Is this my baby?!' ah, no this is not your baby, your baby is worse than this. Baffled, the woman continues to the next room. They approach the room and the lady looks in, this baby is just the head. 'DOCTOR! Is this MY baby?!!' No. no I'm afraid your baby is worse than this. Unable to believe what she hears, they continue to the next room. This time, they peer into the room, and it's just a ear, a baby ear. Mentally exhausted at this point, the lady says. 'doctor... is this my baby?' The doctor replies. 'Yes, and as if luck would have it, the fucker is deaf too.'