Here's your hilarious joke:

This joke was like "The Aristocrats" back in the day - question was how much you could elaborate it ... Guy on a business trip gets to chatting with an attractive woman at the hotel bar and both of them being a little drunk, they wind up together in his bedroom. So he's lying in bed watching her get ready, and first thing he sees is her take off her false eyelashes. Then her false fingernails. Then her wig. Then her artificial arm. Whereupon he says, "Hey honey - when you get to the part I want, throw it over here!"

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