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Vietnam veteran comes back from a tour of duty... only to find out he has some kind of exotic STD. his dick burns when he pisses and has lumps and bumps on it that are red, green, blue and purple. He goes to the V.A. hospital and the doctor says he's never seen anything like it, but he's pretty sure he's going to have to amputate. "Fuck that" the vet says, "I'm going to a real doctor". The next doctor doesn't have any better news for him and also recommends amputation. Being so attached to his member, he thinks about it and comes up with an idea. "Since I got this funky crotch rot from those Asian hookers I was fucking, maybe an Asian doctor can help me. After the Asian doctor examines him he come to a conclusion; "No Mr. Smith, we no have to amputate". "Really? That's great news Doc, thank you!" "Yeah, three maybe four day, it fall off by self."