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3 Pints of Desi Beer Santa walks into a bar, orders 3 pints of 'desi beer' and sits in the back of the room, drinking and sipping out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." Santa replies, " Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Dubai, and I'm here in England. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. Santa becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: He orders 3 pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders only 2 pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, " I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I want to offer my condolences on your great loss." Santa looks confused for a moment, then understanding dawns on him and he laughs. " Oh no," he says, "Everyone's fine. It's just that I've now quit drinking."