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Here's your hilarious joke:

A drunk walked up to a cop on the street... A drunk walked up to a cop on the street and says "someone stole my car!" The cop replies, "well, where did you leave it?" "It was right on the end of this key" "Well, you can head down to the precinct and file a report and we'll help you find the car." "OK, man" and the drunk starts to walk away. "Hey", the cop says, "before you head downtown you aught to do up your fly" "Oh, man" says the drunk, "they got my girl too!"