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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man buys a Parrot. So a man buys a parrot. Takes it home. Excited to teach the bird to speak. But after weeks and weeks of trying to teach the bird to speak. All it does is sit there. Staring blankly at the wall. One night as the man attempted to teach the bird to talk. He grows inpatient and angry. "You know what ass hole bird! Fuck you! you dumb ass piece of shit!" The man yelled at the blank eyed bird. Later that night as the man got ready for bed. He heard something. "Braaackkkk! FUCK YOU! ASS HOLE! DUMB ASS!" The Parrot screeched! The man was taken back. He thought to himself. At least the thing was talking now. Problem was. Now the bird wouldn't shut up. "FUCK YOU! ASS HOLE! Dumb ASS!" the Bird would screech. Over and over again. Day and night, rain or shine. "FUCK YOU! ASS HOLE! DUMB ASS!" After a few weeks of this. The man was at his wits end. One night as he sat trying to eat his dinner. All he could hear was the bird. "FUCK YOU! ASS HOLE! DUMB ASS!" The man lost his mind. In a fury he rushed the bird cage. Snatched the startled bird. Opened the freezer door of his refrigerator and threw the bird inside. Slamming the door shut. After finishing his dinner quietly. The man began to feel guilty. It was after all. His fault the bird had learned those words. So he opened he freezer door and to his surprise the Parrot gently fluttered out and landed on the mans shoulder. The parrot nuzzled close to the man ear and whispered. "Sorry about all the ruckus. I'm sorry it strained our friendship. I'll try and be a better pet.." The man gasped at the parrots demeanor and intelligence. "Ok, sure thing. I'm sorry for cursing at you. I'll try and be a better owner." The parrot nodded. "But, before we go any further master. Can I ask a question?" "Well, of course" the man replied. "What the fuck did the chicken say to you!?"