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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a lady goes to a bakery... and asks for some bagels. The man at the counter says "Sorry, we won't have bagels until next week". So the lady says ok and goes home. The next day she comes back and goes up to the same man at the counter again and asks for some bagels. The man replies, "Ma'am, I told you yesterday, we won't have bagels for another week." So the lady says ok ok and goes home. The next day, the same lady walks into the store, goes up to the man, and asks for some bagels. The man shouts, "Lady I told you! We don't have any bagels! Do you understand!?", "yes" replies the lady, and she goes home. Of course, the next day the lady walks into the store and goes up to the man at the counter and asks for some bagels. The man replies to her calmly, "Lady, do you know how to spell 'cat' as in 'catatonic?". She says, "yes C-A-T". The man then asks, "Do you know how to spell 'dog' as in 'dogmatic'?". The lady replies, "ya, D-O-G." Then the man asks the lady, "Do you know how to spell 'fuck', as in 'bagels'?" "But there's no fuck in bagels" she says. "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"