Here's your hilarious joke:

Three guys are waiting in a maternity ward The nurse walks out of the doors and approaches the first man. "Congratulations Sir, your wife had twins!" she says. The first man says "What a coincidence, I own the Minnesota Twins!" Twenty minutes later she walks out again and says to the second man, "Your wife had triplets!" The man says' "Wow, I work for triple crown!" Fifteen minutes later the nurse appears again only to find the third man bawling his eyes out. "What's wrong?" She asks. "I work for 7-Up!" he wails.

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