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Here's your hilarious joke:

A fat man walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, "One whiskey please madam." "Excuse me?" The bartneder responds. "I said one whiskey please madam." "Madam?" "Oh I do apologise!" said the man red faced, "It's the sound I make when my chin flab crashes into my face. Happens every time I speak, madam."