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Here's your hilarious joke:

Two old friends Two former highschool friends run in to each other after 15 years. One guy never amounted to anything. The other guy is rich, wearing the finest fur, driving an expensive car and has a very pretty woman. After some small talk, the poor guy asks the succesfull guy how he got so rich. 'Well' he says, 'because we have history i will let you in on my secret. Each month I wil go up into to the mountains, search for caves that have bears, stand in front of them and yell: 'Bear! Come out if you dare!' And if a bear comes out, i'll shoot it and sell the fur and meat for a lot of money. The poor guy thanks his old friend, and they go their seperate way. A month later the rich guy is walking down the street and sees the poor guy sitting in a wheelchair, arms and legs in plaster casts, bandages around his head, feet and hands and scratches all over his face. 'What happened?!' Asks the rich guy. The poor guy says: 'I did exactly as you said!' I bought a shotgun, went into the mountains and found a cave. Stood in front of it and yelled: Bear! Come out if you dare! Thats when I got run over by a train!