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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Czechoslovakian man and a black man are walking through the woods. A Czechoslovakian man and a *lawyer are walking through the woods. When they happened upon a male and a female bear. One of the bears runs to the Czechoslovakian and gobbles him up. The lawyer, in a panic runs to find help. He found two rangers. "You need to help me! My Czechoslovakian friend just got eaten by a bear!" The lawyer leads the two rangers to the scene of the incident. The first ranger asks him which bear. The lawyer replies, "The male." "Are you absolutely sure?" Asked the first ranger. "Positive!" Replied the lawyer. The first ranger goes over to the female bear, kills her, and tears her stomach open. Sure enough, the Czechoslovakian was there. Second ranger asks, "How did you know to check the female?" First ranger replies, "Don't you know that you never trust a lawyer when he says his Czech is in the male?" *Edit* Changed the joke to Lawyer. I heard this joke a long time ago told to me that it was a Czech and a black man. I thought it was a funny joke with the world play, but still felt uneasy about using it as a racist joke. Thanks to /u/serval for the different approach on this joke. Makes me feel better about it.