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Here's your hilarious joke:

In Belfast, Northern Ireland... A man walking down a dark alley is stopped by a thug with a revolver. "Freeze, ya Protty bastard!" Says the Thug, "Yer a dead man!" "Don't shoot!" Cries the man, "I'm not a protestant! " The Thug smiles "A-ha! I knew it! Time to die ya croppy Papist shite!" "Don't shoot!" Cries the man again, "I'm not a Catholic either." The man pulls out a Star of David and smiles. "See? I'm not a Protestant or a Catholic. I'm a Jew!" "Oh," says the Thug, surprised. "Well if you're a Jew..." He smiles and cocks the revolver. "Then I'm the luckiest Muslim in all of Ireland!"