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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man was preparing for his first solo flight over the wilds of Alaska..... And during the pre-flight check, he pulled out the emergency kit and opened it. Inside he found just a single deck of cards and nothing else. Turning to the old grizzled flying vet, he asks "Hey bud, sorry to seem concerned but why does the emergency kit only contain a deck of cards?" The vet laugh heartily at the question. He answers "That's all you'll ever need here in the wild!" Confused and growing concerned, the pilot asks "Don't....don't we need a gun, matches, fire starter, bullets and water to survive?" The vet looks at him as replies "No man. If you ever crash, just pull out the deck of cards and start playing solitaire. Eventually someone will show up and tell you that you're playing it wrong."