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Adam is a little lonely... About a month or so after Adam was introduced to Eden, God and Adam are meeting for dinner. Adam expresses his admiration for the plants and the animals and the joy and beauty of it all, but admits that there is one little thing that he feels sad about: he feels a tiny bit lonely.... God quickly points out that he is already working on a solution: it is called a "woman," and is stunning to behold, beautiful and slim, would make company for Adam, would care for him when he's sick, attend to cooking and cleaning, make love to him whenever he wanted, and basically be a joy to be around. Adam is suitably impressed, and expresses his eagerness for this "woman" thing to be created. He is practically beside himself. "There is a catch, though," says God, "to create the woman I described I need both of your legs, and at least one arm." Adam hems and haws for a while, and then asks: "what can I get for one rib?"