"A Man walks into his house with a duck under his arm"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Man walks into his house with a duck under his arm... A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

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