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3 Awesome Jokes There is a potato and a cucumber in a boat on a river. The potato starts rocking in the boat. The cucumber says "stop rocking the boat!" The potato does not listen. The cucumber says "If you do not stop rocking the boat, then I will throw you off!" The potato continues rocking the boat. The cucumber throws him in the river. Two guys and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" There was once a king and a queen. They were quite busy and could only see each other on one day of the year when they would go fishing together. One day, the queen shows up to fish, but does not see the king. Her heart broken, she throws her ring into the river. The king comes by sometime later, missing the queen. He decides to fish anyways for a few hours. After catching something, the king's servant asks him what he got. The king replies, "a potato."

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