Here's your hilarious joke:

The President meets with 50 top recruits from each branch of the armed forces... And says "Welcome! I want to give you all an opportunity to explore the capital of our great nation before we begin the tour of the White House. We'll meet here at 4:00... For those of you in the Army, that'll be at sixteen hundred hours, For those of you in the Navy, that'll be at eight bells, And for those of you in the Marines, the little hand will be on the four and the big hand will be on the twelve."

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