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Here's your hilarious joke:

During a huge storm, a man's city calls for an emergency evacuation As his neighbors are driving away, they offer him a seat in their minivan. He says, "No thank you. I believe in God, and God will protect me from this storm." The flood waters start to rise and the man is standing on his balcony. A family in a fishing boat come by and offer a space on their boat. The man says, "No thank you. I believe in God, and God will protect me from this storm." The storm starts getting even worse. His house is nearly completely engulfed in water, and the man is clinging to his chimney with rain blowing in his face. A National Guard helicopter comes by and lowes a ladder for him. He says, "No thank you. I believe in God, and God will protect me from this storm." The man drowns shortly thereafter and goes do heaven. Once in heaven, fuming, he marches up to Saint Peter and says "I've been a loyal Christian all my life. I put my faith in God to save in that storm and he let me drown. How could he do something like that?" Peter looks at the man and says, "I really don't know what you expected. God sent you a van, a boat, and a helicopter.