Here's your hilarious joke:

A man working for a pickle company came home one day very distraught and upset... "What's wrong baby?" His wife asked. "I don't know, all day today I was thinking about putting my penis in the pickle slicer for some reason." He said. "Oh my God. Why?" "Not sure babe, but it was all I could think about." He replied. "Jesus, that's messed up. You think you may want some therapy or something?" She asked. "No, I think Ill be fine." He assured. A few days later, he came home early from work and his wife was surprised. "Babe why are you home so early?" "Well, I put my penis in the pickle slicer and I got fired." A little confused at not seeing blood or him injured she asked," Well, what do you mean? What happened with the pickle slicer?" She asked. "She got fired too."

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