"Stannis and Melisandre are plotting"

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Stannis and Melisandre are plotting... Stannis and Melisandre are plotting the demise of his brother Renly, who challenges Stannis' claim to the iron throne. S: We must stop him before his armies grow too strong. M: That won't be a problem. I have great powers at my disposal. Just say the word my lord. S: Make it so. M: How would you like it done? Poison perhaps? Or the blade? S: Blade M: Axe, sword, or knife? Stabbing? Beheading? What shall it be? S: Now you're just splitting heirs.

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