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Here's your hilarious joke:

Homophobia Joke "Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don't like that. That's the famous joke: I don't like peas, And I'm glad I don't like them, Because if I liked them, I would eat them, *And I hate them*." -- Quentin Crisp, speaking in "The Celluloid Closet"