Here's your hilarious joke:

Guinness Book of World Records Recently I took a stroll through the forest when I met three dwarves. They started bragging: "I bet I have the worlds smallest hands" said the first dwarf, the second dwarf said "I have the world smallest feet" and the last one claimed that he had the smallest dick on the planet. I told them that if that would be really true, they should get the certificate of the Guinness Book of World Records, to prove that they were right. So I took them to the office where the first on walks into the office and afterwards walks out proudly with his certificate which said : WORLDS SMALLEST HANDS The second dwarf walks in and after five minutes he walks out all proud with his certificate : WORLDS SMALLEST FEET The third dwarf walks in and after ten minutes he walks out sobbing and all disappointed and kept mumbeling:"Who the F*ck is Adam Sandler?" <when telling this joke to your mates, swap the name Adam Sandler with one of your friends names>

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