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Here's your hilarious joke:

Godzilla Walks into a Bar... ...and sees King Kong at the end of the bar downing whiskey, looking like he's trying to drown his sorrows. "What's wrong, big guy? Godzilla asks. "My old lady just ran off with another guy," says Kong, throwing back another Jack Daniels. "That's tough! But what man could beat your time?" "It wasn't a man. In fact, it was a whale: Moby Dick!" "Wow," says Godzilla, "But what did she see in that big fish?" Then Godzilla lowered his voice and asked, "Was it that he had you beat, you know, uhh.. down there?" "No," says Kong, "I had him matched in that department. Guess I just couldn't compete with a guy who has a six foot long tongue and can breathe though a hole in the top of his head!"