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A theory about Jon Snow... (x-posted asoiaf; possible spoilers!) So here's the latest Game of Thrones rumor I've heard. Evidently, book readers know this. Appearances to the contrary, Jon Snow is not dead, he's just warged into his other faithful companion. Not the wolf, but instead his large, flightless bird. That's right: his Dire Rhea...

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