Here's your hilarious joke:

One day a woman is viciously mad at her husband... She is so mad that she grabs a kitchen knife and stabs her husband repeatedly in the abdomen yelling "YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME!!" The husband is appalled that she would think that he has never done anything for her, so he replies "What am I, Chopped Liver?"

"Maggee Romona" Permalink