Here's your hilarious joke:

So a Man Finds a Magic Lamp... ... The genie comes out and tells the man he has 1 wish. The man asks "I'd like a transatlantic highway so that I can visit my family in France more easily" The genie replies "That is a bit of a daunting task, is there anything other than this that you'd like?" The man says "I've never had any luck with women. So, I'd like to be able to understand a woman's thought at all times and know what exactly she wants." The genie thinks it over for a bit and says, "So how many lanes do you want this highway to be?"

"Tamarah Beatrix" Permalink