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Here's your hilarious joke:

Store Policy CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT: Do you have a dog? CUSTOMER: Yes. CHECKOUT: Where is he? CUSTOMER: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the customer returns. CUSTOMER: I'd like to buy some cat food. CHECKOUT: Do you have a cat? CUSTOMER: Yes. CHECKOUT: Well...where is he? CUSTOMER: He's at home! CHECKOUT: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the customer returns. CHECKOUT: What's in the sack? CUSTOMER: Put your hand inside. CHECKOUT: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it? CUSTOMER: I would like to buy some toilet paper.