Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman is in bed with a man she shouldn't be with Her husband is away on a business trip. Suddenly she hears the sound of the front door opening, her husband is back earlier than she expected. "Quick! Hide in the bathroom!", she says to the man in her bed, he scampers off quickly. The husband walks into the bedroom and sees his wife naked. Thinking on her feet she says "You must have had a long journey, come to bed and make love to me." "That sounds great, I'll just have a quick shower, let me pop to the bathroom." He opens the door and is confronted with a man, barefoot to the neck, looking into the distance, clapping with his arms outstretched. The husband asks "Who are you?" "From the council", the man replied, "your wife phoned us up and said you had a moth problem" "But you're not wearing any clothes?!" The man suddenly looked down at his naked body and looking shocked he exclaimed: "The bastards!"

"Karissa Ediva" Permalink