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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is out playing golf And having a real terrible time of it. He lands in a sandbar on the second hole, but as he's trying to wedge himself out a frog says "ribbit, 5 iron". The man shocked and annoyed at the suggestion, gives it a shot and smacks the ball hard as he can. The golfer expects this to have only been detrimental, but surprisingly, the ball lands a few feet from the hole! The man decides this frog is good luck and takes it with him in his shirt pocket. The frog keeps giving him advice, and the man eventually turns it to be one of the best games he has had. The guy is now convinced this frog is good luck, so he drives out to Vegas, and before he even makes it through the casino floor, the frog says "ribbit, 21". The man immediately drops everything he has on that roulette square, and wins big! The hotel comps him a room for the night, after playing a few more games. He goes up to this hotel room to retire and starts taking off his clothes for a shower, when the frog says "ribbit, kiss me." Now, the man reasons that this frog has been nothing but good luck, and if the frogs suggesting it, it must be a good idea. So the man leans in and kisses the frog... And that, your honor, is how that 15 year old girl ended up in my bed!