Here's your hilarious joke:

Two Drunk Guys are Sitting at The Bar So there's two drunk guys sitting a the bar in New York. They introduce themselves to one another, and the conversation continues: Drunk #1: "So where you from?" Drunk #2: "Oh I'm from Dublin, Ireland." Drunk #1: "No fucking way!" Drunk #2: "What?" Drunk #1: "I'm from Dublin too!" Drunk #2: "Wow, look at that. Where about in Dublin are ya from?" Drunk #1: " Oh well I used to live on O' Connel Street." Drunk #2: "No way! I used to live on O' Connel Street!" Drunk #1: "You gotta be fucking kidding me! Well where on O' Connel Street did you live?" Drunk #2: "O I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop. Can't miss em'. " Drunk #1: "You've gotta be pulling my leg. I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop. 'The phone rings in the bar. Bartender answers' Bartender: "Paddy's pub, what can I do for ya?" Caller: "Hey man it's me, just got off work, was thinking about swinging by. Anything exciting going on over there?" Bartender: "Oh nothing really, a few guys playing darts, the game is on, and I need you to fix that light again for me. Oh yeah, and the Gallagher brothers are freakin' hammered again, and they won't shut the fuck up!"

"Blinny Bea" Permalink