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Here's your hilarious joke:

A Muslim man in Paris A Muslim man named Ahmed is sitting on his haunches in the Paris slums and spits sunflower seeds through a hole created by his missing teeth when all of a sudden a fairy shows up. "I'm a socialist liberal fairy" she says, "and I am here to grant you any three wishes." Ahmed looks at her, opens his mouth and says "You see that hole in my mouth? I really want to replace those missing teeth" So the fairy waves her wand, and immediately, universal healthcare law kicks in for the needy immigrants and Ahmed's mouth transforms into a beautiful white smile." "I really miss my 15 wives and 58 kids, my parents, and my brothers and sisters and I want them to live in a beautiful villa and have lots of money" The fairy waves her wand and immediately Ahmed finds himself and all of his relatives sitting in a beautiful fully equipped mansion with statements from the bank detailing all of the welfare benefits they all have received. "Now what would the last wish be?" asks the fairy "Well, I want to be an ethnic white Frenchman named Francois Molineaux" The fairy waves her wand and all of a sudden everything went poof and Ahmed found himself back in the Paris slums sitting on his haunches and spitting sunflower seeds through the hole created by his missing teeth. "Mr. Molineaux, shame on you begging the government to help you. You should help yourself. Now, get up off your ass and find a fucking job!"