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So Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, and Al Gore die and go to heaven. In heaven, they are met by Saint Peter. He says "Only the pure may cross the river of life and enter the promised land." The River of Life is a wide, golden river, and heaven waits on the other side. "You must wade across, the river is deeper for those who's sins are greater. If you cross without drowning, you may enter heaven, if you cannot, the current will carry you down to hell." Peter says. Al Gore figures he has nothing to lose, he had cared for planet Earth where so many did not. So he wades out and begins crossing. The water gets deeper and deeper, coming to his chest, but no higher. He crosses into heaven. Bill Clinton comes next. He wades across the water, but the river only comes up to his stomach. "This isn't fair at all!" Al Gore says as Clinton is crossing, "How could Clinton possibly be less sinful than me?" Clinton calls out "I'm Standing on Cheney's Shoulders!"