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Here's your hilarious joke:

Obama goes on vacation to South Carolina and goes for an ocean swim... And begins to drown! A young lifeguard swims out and rescues him, pulling him back to shore. "Thank you so much for saving me young lady. Please, tell me what I can do to repay you." "Aw shucks, I don't need nuthin', sir, it's just ma job!" She says. "Listen, I'm the President of the United States, I can give you anything you want!" She thinks for a moment and says "Well, I'd mighty like a plot at the Arlington National Cemetery if ya can do that fer me." "Why does a young woman like you want a burial plot at the cemetery?" "Because" she said, "When my friends and family find out what I just did they'll kill me!"