Here's your hilarious joke:

Looking forward to a happy rest of your life! In the first 5 years of marriage, you have house sex: sex in every room of the house. After about 10 years, you typically just have bedroom sex: sex in the bedroom. After about 20, you have hallway sex: you walk by your S.O. in the hallway, and say, "Fuck you."

"Harriot Kirstin" Permalink