"A string walks into a bar The tender goes"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

A string walks into a bar... The tender goes 'Jackass, we don't serve strings here.' The string leaves the bar and twists and pulls and deforms himself, ruffles his hair a bit and struts back in, incognito. The tender goes 'Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?' The string answers, 'Frayed knot.'

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