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Here's your hilarious joke:

The boy with no ears There were three men driving down a deserted road when their car suddenly breaks down. After a long walk they finally came across a lonely house. By this time it was late at night so they had no choice but to knock and ask for help. They knocked on the door and an older man answered. The three stranded men explained their situation and the old man happily said "well it's pretty late, we'll have to wait till mornin' to fix yer car. You're more than welcome to stay the night though." The three men thanked him and entered the house and the older man showed them to their rooms. But before he left, the old man warned the three "if you see my son, please don't stare. He doesn't have any ears and he gets real defensive about it." The three stranded men were a little baffled at the idea but slept good anyway. In the morning, the old man cooked breakfast, and the three stranded men sat at the dinner table discussing how to fix their car. When all of a sudden they heard the stairs creaking. And sure as shit the boy with no fucking ears walked down into the kitchen. It was such a strange sight that all three of the stranded men stared right at the boys missing ears. The boy immediately looked at the first man and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" The man quickly gained his composure and said"uh uhh I was just admiring you hair! (as he takes off his toupee) because if you don't watch your hair you could end up like me! Hehe" The boy then turned to the second man "WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" The second man quickly answered"Well you see uhh.. I was just looking at your teeth! Yea...cuz if you don't take care of em (takes out his dentures) you'll end up like me!" The boy fed up with excuses turns to the third man and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUUU LOOKING AT?!?!" The third man calmly answered" I was just lookin at your eyes cuz you sure as fuck can't wear glasses."