Here's your hilarious joke:

A blonde is speeding down the highway... When a female officer, another blonde, spots her and pulls her over. She asks the driver for her license... Blonde driver says, "What's that?" Blonde Officer : "Its a square with your face on it." The blonde driver ruffles through her bag and after a few seconds produces a square make-up mirror and hands it to the blonde officer. The officer looks into the mirror and says to the driver, "Why didn't you tell me you were a cop? I woulda let you go!"

"Eudora Marne" Permalink