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LOVER'S TIFF A man comes home from work one day, and finds all of his belongings scattered across the front lawn of his home. Puzzled and angry he tries to go into the house to ask his wife what happened. The man tried to open the front door, but found it had been latched from the inside. The man then yelled to his wife, "Open up this door and let me in, I want to talk to you!" His wife replied, "No, you go away!" He yelled again, "Open up this door right now, and explain why all my stuff is all over the front yard!" "I can't let you in," the wife yelled back, "You're a pedophile!" "What the hell are you talking about," said the husband to his wife, "and where did an eight-year-old learn such a big word!"