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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the barman for a drink that tastes like rum and coke. The barman turns around and hands him an apple. "What the fuck is this?" the man asks, to which the barman replies "Just try it". The man takes a bite, saying, "Oh my, that tastes like rum". The barman tells him to turn it around. He takes a bite and exclaims, "Wow that tastes like coke." Another man walks in and sits down. He says to the barman, "Give me a drink that tastes like gin and tonic. Barman gives him an apple and gets the same reaction as the first guy. Once again, "Just try it", he says.Guy takes a bite, declaring, "that tastes like gin". The barman tells him to turn it around. He takes a bite and says "Holy crap, that tastes like tonic!" So a third man walks into the bar, takes a seat and says, "Barman, give me a drink that tastes like pussy". Barman plonks down an apple in front of him, at which he immediately states his confusion. He looks to the two satisfied customers chomping on their apples beside him. "Just try it", they chorus together. So the man lifts the apple, takes a bite, then immediately spits it out, yelling at the barman, "That tastes like shit!" A wry smile on his face, the barman says, "Turn it around."