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Here's your hilarious joke:

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman All work on a high rise building site together. One lunchtime while sat high up on the building the Englishman opens his sandwich and exclaims "Ham, fucking ham again. If I get ham in my sandwiches again tomorrow I'm gonna jump!" The Scotsman opens his sandwich; "Haggis, fucking haggis. If I get haggis in my sandwiches again tomorrow im gonna jump!" The Irishman opens his sandwich; "Potato, fucking potato. If i get potato in my sandwiches again tomorrow I'm gonna jump!" The next day the Englishman opens his lunch box to find ham sandwiches. "Right that is lads I'm off" he shouts and jumps to his death. The Scotsman opens his and sure enough its Haggis, and follows the Englishman to his death. The Irishman opens his and sure enough its Potato and follows the other two. A few days later at the funeral for them the English wife says "If only he told me he wanted something different then I would have made him something else." The Scottish wife says the same. The Irish wife exclaims "I wouldn't mind but he made his own fucking lunch!!!!"