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Here's your hilarious joke:

Scotsman, Englishman and Irish man... ...are sentenced to the gas chamber and they are given one last request. Scotsman - a crate of whisky Englishman - all the beautiful women in the world Irishman - a piano their requests are given and then their sentence is carried out. The Guards return to check on their process and find: Scotsman - dead with a huge smile on his face and the crate is empty Englishman - dead with a smile on his face The Irishman is still sitting playing the piano. The guards ask "how did you survive that?" the Irishman replied "well, tunes help you breate"