"A Jewish lady wants an obituary for her husband"

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A Jewish lady wants an obituary for her husband. A Jewish lady calls the New York Times and says "I want an obituary for my husband." The person at the times says "it's 10$ a word". "10$ a word!" The lady exclaims. "Fine" she says "Burnstein dies". The lady says "there is a minimum of 5 words". "Fine" she grumbles, "Burnstein dies Buick for sale". EDIT: Holy Moly front page! I'd like to thank everyone! You all are amazing EDIT 2: Quote marks

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