Here's your hilarious joke:

This is a joke my 51 year old mom told me Two British Pilots are flying over the english channel with a nazi in the back of the plane. plot goes best if said or thought in a british accent Pilot:Looks Like we have some heavy shrapnel up ahead, buckle in chap! Co Pilot: Alright sir, engines are a go, lets see if we can maneuver through this *BANG* Co Pilot: Captain! Captain! we've been hit, we're going down, starboard engines failing! Pilot: go in the back and grab the parachutes we're going to jump Co Pilot runs to the back of the plane Co Pilot : Captain! There's only two, What about the NAZI!? Pilot: Oh fuck him Co Pilot: Do you think we'll have time before we crash?

"Nissie Lucilia" Permalink